May 2013
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be trueÂ
stupidstagram:
the worst thing about the internet is that people can say really dumb things without getting knocked the fuck outÂ
bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”Â
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”Â
cheerupsmelly:
sadstagram:
why do i have no phone service i’m calling the police wht the frickÂ
how are you calling the police with no phone service
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the driversÂ
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
Rose is open, honest, heartfelt, to the point of being selfish, wonderfully...
– Russell T. Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via thegirlwithmanynames)
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him